I needed something to kick off the old depressing journal. I've now got something. Its just a bit of nonsense fun so don't expect to find anything deep or meaningful here.
I found this in :devbecnokid:'s journal.


Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:

Alistair needs to learn to drive.

Well, it is true that I can't yet.


Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:

Alistair looks like he's not going to win.

I didn't know I was playing.


Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:

Alistair says ... Most vampires grew up in a Christian home and believe in God.

Where do I find this info?


Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:

Alistair wants to invest in Rangers, posted by Scotland.

Um... what?


Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:

Alistair does backflip on scooter.

If only I could.


Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:

Alistair hates Chad and keeps him from knowing who his birth parents are.

Seems I can be quite horrible at times.


Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:

Alistair asks, "Are we going to Gran's tomorrow?"

That might be difficult considering they have both passed on.


Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:

Alistair goes on to give a series of easy to produce and accessible multimedia enhancements to teaching.

Awww, but I wanted to animate.


Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:

Alistair likes Vista and found out that the Dell SATA drivers were making is go slow.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!


Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:

Alistair eats his banana miserably.

Well they do give me indigestion.


Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:

Alistair wears grey zip through cardigan.

Whats a zip through cardigan?


Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:

Alistair was arrested for mowing down seven persons with his car last month.
(there weren't any results when I used the quotes so I picke one from the quoteless results)

Probably cos I can't drive, duh!